Ian's Poems on Video

I’ll never fall in love again!

The ultimate love poem. Click here to watch me get dumped by my first ever girlfriend!

I know what they do in the staffroom…

Ever wondered what your teachers get up to in the staffroom? Find out all their secrets in this poem!

Mrs Connelly

A poem about the school bursar who runs off to the Bahamas with the school budget. She was so nice as well…

My Gran the non stop kiss machine…

A poem all about my lovely gran who just loved to give out kisses and just couldn’t stop!

My teacher is a model

Every teacher I ever worked with used to be a model before they actually got into teaching- find out their tricks in this poem…

Some Teachers…

What are the teachers really like in your school? Find out their hidden talents in the poem above. Enjoy!