Can you hear it? The clanking of cutlery? The bashing of pans? The mixing of bowls? The shuffling of feet? The faint smell of overdone sprouts? All this could only mean one thing- The dinner ladies are in the school kitchen and they’re not cooking- they’re dancing!

Welcome to the seriously fun and giggly world of Ian Bland’s new poetry collection The Dinner Lady Dance. Meet some of the strictest teachers in the world, the naughtiest children in the classroom and The Dreadteacher- one school manager that you will definitely want to avoid if you possibly can!!!

Please note: No dinner ladies were harmed in the production of this book!