Tony Loves The Toilets!!
Every day he disappears
He’s been in there for years and years
When he comes out the classroom cheers
TONY LOVES THE TOILETS
His favourite place by far to be
He’d stay in there to eat his tea
It’s kind of strange I quite agree
TONY LOVES THE TOILETS
No matter what the teacher says
He goes in there and stays for days
He’s never going to change his ways
TONY LOVES THE TOILETS
Visitors become quite shocked
The cubicle stays firmly locked
Access to Tony’s always blocked
TONY LOVES THE TOILETS