Teacher For Sale!

33 years on clock, slightly worn exterior and tendency to stare into space. Can often be seen parked outside McDonalds. VERY economical to run- eats porridge for lunch, one coffee in the morning, one in the afternoon. Comes with own whistle and selection of chalks. Sometimes absent on Mondays and disappears very quickly on Fridays. Gets stuck in 3^rd gear. Recently observed last Tuesday by Mr Lord our Headteacher (didn’t go well!). Will take ANYONE in part exchange. Attitude may need some adjustment.

CREDIT AVAILABLE! BUY NOW PAY NOTHING UNTIL NEXT SEPTEMBER!

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